tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56217746187919041132024-02-20T17:30:46.926-08:00Twitter 2014Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5621774618791904113.post-19555367079529186692014-03-26T11:01:00.001-07:002014-03-26T11:01:19.143-07:00<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">IS there a new trend of being too coy?</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 26, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Me and my devil stix will be in the park at midnight</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 26, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Jerry's Dad was once caught having sex with a horse, but can HE tell what makes Cinnamon Toast Crunch taste so great...</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 26, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I'm realeasing a country music album called "Red, White, & Blue" but it's about France. "She's a pretty little ma, with her je ne sais quoi"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 24, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">If I died tomorrow, that guy in the Cricket ads would still be the worst thing that ever happened to me.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 24, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Hey serious would be authors, NaNo is only 7 months away! Feel free to use my opening line: "He cried out in a thousand moments of pain."</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 24, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">You look like bad guy in a Japanese animation about Dads</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 23, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">New rap term: Botchin. Is when you catch someone watchin you. "Girl I see you Botchin/caught you Botchin at me"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 23, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">It's a suitcase for boots called a bootcase</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 23, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Only RAeAl 90s kidz remember roscoes modern life</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 23, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">It was 25 years ago but I still wonder, what did that little kid think when my brother and I told him Satan lived under rocks?</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 22, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">A future where I choose the background color of the text message bubble.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 20, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I'm not saying I had the flu. But I did vomit for six hours and yelled "Harry Potter!" when I forgot my dog's name.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 17, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Turning 30 tomorrow, and still writing "PROM?" on my own back window.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 14, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Man, Vampire Weekend sounded different when they were Paul Simon.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">everything takes 2 hours.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">So don't start your sentences with so. And don't start your sentences with and. Guys don't start your sentences with guys.It's too familiar.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 10, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">A nervous Ridley Scott & James Cameron publicly daring Alfonso CuarĂ³n to make a sequel called Gravities</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 08, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I'm at the world underground patty-cake championships in Taiwan. Cult symbols sewn into my mittens. I've seen some people disappear.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 07, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Trauma Queen</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 07, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Did you say I looked famous, or fab mousse, because I own the copyright to fab mousse.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 06, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Serious Reporter voice:"A casual evening of mask-optional sex was delayed, this evening, when--"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 06, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Gentlemen, you misunderstand me, I was only asking "which hunt" we should partake in.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 6, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Yeah. I'm really good at holidays. I know. All about Easter Rabbit.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 01, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Uh no I'm not a hipster. I'm just dressing like this ironically.</span><span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--March 01, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">MARCH 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Sext: We're on the beach. I'm wearing a TJ maxx maxinista T-shirt.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 27, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">the royal taster died last night</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 27, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">get low low low low low </span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">and behold </span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">get low low low low low </span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">a child is born</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 27, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I'm getting surfboart of hearing that song...</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 26, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Lost my Realtor license because my business card just says "i know where you live"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 24, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">The necro-rom-com-icon</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 22, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Matt went for gum & brought back Trident. Who is he, Ariel's dad ?</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 22, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">"Oh, so JUST because I'm a vampire I SUCK BLOOD?! Fuck you."</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 21, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I don't know, do I even WANT to go to Decision Camp this year?</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 21, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">"That's Jabill Scort. He lost his hand in a tether ball match. And KEPT playing."</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 19, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">summer hot.allergy.headache.spent an hour writing an artist I admire about new project (hush hush) now work on @spellsaga (settle down now)</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 19, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Meagen, Matt & I went to deafheaven last night in a small dive. I had no idea they were so theatrical. One of the best shows ever.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 19, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">..............!................ Sitting in my car gritting my teeth. The idea I just had was no next level shit I don't know how to react</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 15, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Allstar: the poetry of smash mouth</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 15, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I thought Castle Wolfenstein was a Jewish law firm</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 15, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Uh oh, Tumblr. My personal kink IS kink-shaming other people. What are you gonna do NOW?!</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 15, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Make any funeral fun for kids with a real live Mourn Monkey</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 15, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">the future is hawk rubber</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Shipwrecked off sweatsuit island</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">final fantasy 8 is 15 years old.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--Febraury 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">don't talk to me about loss. i miss uniracers every god damn day.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">well documented that England's only super hero is marma-lad</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">When I was young, shows had intricate titles that only made sense after a theme song explanation "they are the 3rd warriors of the 4th moon"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">When younger I had a Bowie cardboard cut out in my passenger seat. I drove around with a homemade mixtape of rebel rebel & let's dance.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 12, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Goth Lifting: one last rep for Satan.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 11, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Nowhere in the Bible does it say "two manta rays butt-fucking against a glass wall".</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 09, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Hip kids now feeling pressure to switch to home phones. "I told you I don't get texts I'm strictly landline"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 09, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">John McLain stuck in a Michael's craft store in a movie called DIY HARD</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 09, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Next year will be the year: D-energy drink "5 hour slow down" a commercial of Sean White in a snowboard race against a cgi sloth named sandy</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 08, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">He writes alternative history. Y'know, like what if No Doubt & Bush were in the Civil War</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 07, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Harry Turtledove writing a book about Egyptian Pharaoh's in corporate America called "Macy's Thanksgiving Day Pyramid Parade"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 07, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">"And this next song's about my childhood fear of a little band called Wilson Phillips..."</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 06, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Uh, it's called Rollerskanking, Dad and you wouldn't get it</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 05, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Don't tell Satan I'll be late to the secular ball</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 04, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">"Socially inept, or socially ADEPT?" I ask myself, shuffling into my snake costume.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 03, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Gluten Free Tibet</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--February 02, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: large;">FEBRUARY 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Kicked out of a Pokemon ccg tournament for playing the race card.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 27, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">What was Meredith Brooks again?</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 27, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Spent an hour of my life writing just one paragraph. My only regret is that I do not have the patience for a second hour.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 26, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Lisa Frank Frazetta</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 24, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">No, no please. Mr. Rogers was my Father's name. Call me Delicious Slam Dunkin' Count Jockula.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 23, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I can text a sentence that ends in a tiny hot dog picture but I can't italicize the word pointless.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 23, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I don't want to say I'm getting too good at skinning web pages but I only respond to my hacker name and my hacker name is Kabbalah Abdul</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">-January 22, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">This chapter is a handful of crayons and none of them are silver.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 21, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Smoking looks cool. Everyone does it. So if you wanna look cool. You gotta up your game. Six feet long cigarettes.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 20, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">WILL the next Kingdom hearts have a "Saving Mr. Banks" world.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 20, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I wanna use your teeth like coins on a toll bridge to fight land.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 20, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Hell fuckin' yeah. Drop that chapter like a sheet of stained glass and make a better picture. #novelling</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 19, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">The first 50 pages of this novel have already jumped +30 or so pages. The first draft was 700. If the growth keeps up it will end over 1000</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 19, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">My skateboard doctor says I look "sick" but I think that's good?</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 18, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">The cover if a digital book that changes the more you read it. Pay me.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">cut to: the guy at the funeral home who calls everyone Superstar.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">What is the best way for me to express my childish excitement over hearing PONPONPON by Kyary Pamyu on the Simpsons?</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 13, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">Me sneaking into a secret Southern meeting at Applebee's: "I'll have a Mountain Dew salad."</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 11, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">i can educate myself. he typed into twitter. it had been centuries since man had last made a roar. but it seemed like one to him nonetheless</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 10, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">workplace motivational posters that say "it's 9am somewhere, get shift faced!"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 09, 2014</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">I dreamed of accidental travel to the 1800s. An idea became a child. We adopted her. The moon in the sky was a Victorian stage play.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 09, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">new dreams. I read a book while I was inside a book. It was a nightmare. "the thing that exited the train was not his brother"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 09, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: xx-small;">so begins the new year. The novel is being fixed. slowly. Spell Saga is coming together. slowly. Loved ones. cold. drinks. winter poultice.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: xx-small;">--January 09, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: xx-small;">write. clarity. flow. feeling.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: xx-small;">--January 05, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: xx-small;">Writing.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: xx-small;">--January 05, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">"And your name is Mark, am I bronouncing that right?"</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 05, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">An army of men. Growing the sides of their hair back. Last year's haircut accidentally shared. I become their god.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: xx-small;">--January 02, 2014</span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: large;">JANUARY 2014</span><br />
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